
WHERE QUALITY GOES TO DIE
A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer. MOTIVATION_NOT_FOUND If this is the first time you've seen this Stop error screen, restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow these steps: Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed. If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer for any Windows updates you might need. If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed hardware or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing. If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and then select Safe Mode. Technical information: *** STOP: 0x000000ED (0x80F128D0, 0xC000009C, 0x00000000, 0x00000000)
✅WE CELEBRATE FAILURE
✅WE EMBRACE LAZINESS
✅WE SELL PERMISSION TO SUCK
✅NO REFUNDS. NO REGRETS.
👑
/|\
/ | \
🗑️ 🗑️ 🗑️
/ | \
💸 | 💸
============
KING OF CRAP
Twice the Garbage, Half the Effort
Relationship advice from someone who texts their ex at 2:47 AM. A realistic guide to monetizing feet that look like expired groceries.

AI Identity Theft Edition
She stole my identity instead. The true story of trying to build an Instagram influencer using ChatGPT and MidJourney.

Double Rug Bundle
TWO actual federal crimes in PDF form: How I Made $1M in 3 Days... Shipping + The NFT Dragon Egg Disaster.

How to Ghost Your Own Life
The ultimate 3-page guide to disappearing from your responsibilities while technically still being alive.

Throw Everything Away and Cry
Marie Kondo meets mental breakdown in this brutally honest guide to destroying your life aesthetically.

#1 Guide to Failing Spectacularly
Tired of boring self-help books that actually try to help? The ultimate parody guide for anyone ready to embrace their glorious mess!

Bullshit Bundles Vol. 2
This PDF isn't pretty—it's ugly, honest, and designed to hurt you. Contains three radical tips that will sting so badly you'll get up in a fit of rage.
"SELL CRAP. SLEEP. REPEAT." - RANKZILLA